Thing To Do Today: morph.

Are you pleased with yourself?

Yes?

No?

If you're not that pleased with yourself then there's good news: it is possible for you to morph a bit...







(no, I know that jaguars can't go dark at will, but individuals of a single species that exists in different forms are called morphs).

Time can do amazing things all by itself, for a start:






No, I think you probably do know those nice young men.*


And here's someone who regularly transforms himself quite triumphantly:





Do I have to say that both those pictures are of Dustin Hoffman? The second one is him in the film Tootsie.

So, what do you really want to turn yourself into?

A rock god?

Ah. Really?

Oh dear. Well, that's a challenge. Well, at least looks and talent aren't actually compulsary...

...perhaps you could start by buying a guitar, learning to pay three chords (D, A and G are probably the easiest useful ones). And then hiring a hall.



Good luck!

Thing To Do Today: morph. This word comes from the Greek word morphē, which means shape.

*These are the shapes into which those nice boys, above, morphed.





Tragedy or triumph?