Ranging Free: a rant.

Look, I've got my head round free range eggs - presumably they have somehow acquired the ability to roll themselves around - but I see they're selling free range sausages, now.

Free range sausages?

So, do they...hop?

Word To Use Today: range. This word is French, and comes from ranger to position, and before that from renc, line.

...or here's an alternative possibility created by kablam.