Purity: a rant.

 It was bad enough when I bought some KOKOH Himalayan Salt and Roasted Almond chocolate and discovered that:

Himalayan Pink Salt was formed over 250 million years ago from ancient unpolluted seas. Full of 84 minerals that we benefit from and one of the purest salts on the planet...

- 84 minerals? How is that pure? -

but being sent several leaflets for a company offering Pure Cremation takes the biscuit.

Good grief, what does impure cremation look like?

Does it leave you with the odd toe untoasted, or what?

Word To Use Today: pure. The Latin word pūrus means unstained.