You see, it's a mastercard, which has to be good, right? I mean, obviously, it's a card for masters.
And that's not all.
This card, you see, it's not for your ordinary masters, oh no. It's designed for elite people - in fact for world elite people.
And it's not just for any old master of the world elite, either.
You see, this card I've been offered is actually a Premier World Elite Mastercard.
How about that?
Yep, I thought so.
...perhaps I'll wait to be offered a Superior Premier World Elite No Riffraff Mastercard.
Because suddenly this one's started seeming rather ordinary.
Though, to be honest, they really lost me at For an annual fee of £195...
Word To Use Today: elite. This word comes from the Old French eslit, chosen, from eslire, to choose, from the Latin ēligere to elect.