'I mean, all these celebrity shows. Celebrities? I wouldn't know them from Adam.'
As you will be aware, this has become a very common complaint.
Now, The Word Den is always pleased to be of help, so may I point out that Adam is the one in the apron made of sewn-together fig leaves?
If he is wearing his apron slung low then a further clue (though this is a matter of some argument) may be that he possesses no belly button.
If your celebrity is female then there will probably be other differences, and for an explanation of these I recommend any standard text book on Human Biology.
Word To Use Today: Adam. According to the Bible, Adam was given his name by God, and He might have decided upon it because Adam is the Hebrew for to be red (the Almighty was perhaps anticipating Adam's embarrassment at his nakedness). Or the word Adam might come from the Akkadian adamu, meaning to make. God made Adam out of earth, which in Hebrew is adamah, so that might be part of the name's origins, too. Indeed, it might even be God's first pun.