Happy Valentine's Day!
Look, I'm sure I'd love you really very much if I, um, knew you, so have a gloriously happy day, okay?
Just one thing.
If there is someone around for whom you feel romantic affection (or someone for whom it is necessary to pretend you do) then terms such as hubbykins, wifypops, cuddlebun, sugarsqueeze etc etc, are only for the use of consenting couples in private, okay?
Word Not To Use Today: you know the kind of thing. So please don't.